How many times have you gone to a big awards night in this town…and they’ve got a patron who’s a national figure…and during the night they say “our patron unfortunately can’t be with us tonight, but she’s recorded this video message”
And we all look up at the screen and there she is.
“Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately our esteemed treasurer Joe Hockey can’t be with us tonight. He’s getting his hair done, but he’s recorded this message.”
We watch the video which has clearly been recorded at the hairdressers and then Scott Morrison delivers budget speech.
Don’t laugh….it might happen yet.